Um,... so yeah!

HELLO AGAIN MY PEOPLE!

HOW ARE YOU!
like you care

I have a joke for you...people
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

haha funny right!
I NO!

Thats what i hate about you!

Fuck its soooo daym cold!

so to make myself feel better ill give u a list of things that currently PISS me off

1. mock exam stress seriously CALM THE FUCK DOWN teachers they're only mocks! if youre nice to us we might draw u a nice picture =]
2. cold its shit cold outside and in my bloody finger are frozen and my bed is cold. i need to higher someone who sleeps in my bed when im not there so its already warm when im ready to sleep.
3. radio stations that say its a good thing to play xmas songs in NOVEMBER! seriously from the 24th 1 particular radio station keeps playing xmas songs like its no biggie (also another thing that pisses me off is people counting down the number of days until xmas! ok i get it WHO SHIVES A GIT!?)
4. twitching eyes my eye has been twitching like a bitch for the past 3days and its so daym ANNOYING!
5. lateness every fucking day we've gotten home late and i havent had time to go on the computer or play with my WII boo shopping and my mums new best friend
6. nicki 'skett' minaj seriously who is the woman! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! STFU you ruined a perfectaly good song (video killed the radio star- listen it soo GOOD) and friggin cheryl is ther WTF
7. cheryl cole that bitch needs to die i hate her guts with so much passion its almost love
8. old lady cole a.k.a. cher lloyd how the FUCK is this unstable piece of shit still in the competition!? is she voting for herself "caz she got free credz init!" and she wears 3pairs or eyelashes AT ONCE!
9. katie 'weasel' waisel another unstable shit with her daym hair and her false eyelashes
10. the other 3 X-factor judges simon dannii and louis i hate em all. louis for voting out FYD (did he i dnt memba) dannii caz shes stoopid (how can she put nicolo through over paije?) simon caz he keeps katie in da comp. wen every1 hates her dayn guts! ( shes only there for the viewing figures to stay up shes entertaining BLAH BLAH BLAH! if thats the case then y didnt Jedward win!?)
11. the audience that voted aiden, storm lee and FYD YOU ASSHOLES WHO VOTED OUT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE GOOD AND LEAVING THE BAD PEOPLE LEFT (MINUS A FEW) GRRR YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I DNT EVEN WANNA WATCH IT NEXT YEAR

Funny Parents

aint it weird how parents tell us to not

back chat when ever we prove them

wrong ther think they know it all but

they dont and it sucks they are so

stupid sometimes- kinda like teachers

they make me laff with their stupidity

maybe we should make a amchine

that makes the adults see things

through our eyes, then they'll know

to stop acting so stupid all the daym time

boo you whore =]

TeACHERS!

Teachers are a waste of time and are only there to make our shit lives worse then they are already!

i cant begin to explain hw pissed off with her i am
so i have an ICT teacher called well lets say FUCKTARD
now fucktard knows that i cant complete my coursework by the due date because of the shite website not working! but she still aint accepting my work. is it my fault that she wants it in colour and the printer stopped working half way thought the lesson...?fuck no!!!!!!!!

that fuckign bitch i want to throw sharp stuff at her face and watch her bleed :@

You muppet

You still love right?

you all still remmeber me right?
i know i havent done this in a LONG time
you see ive had homework and other internet related stuff to do
so i kinda forgot about you
im sorry

hopefully you can find it in your heart to love me again as i will
try and write more blogs i just need do-able ideas.



so... you got any?