What I Hate about FRIDAYS

is it me or is friday (the day thats supposed to be the best day of the week) is turning out to be really shit now !?
i mean its bad enough that ive got to go to school 5DAYS A WEEK 6 HOURS A DAY FOR THE NEXT 2YEARS... !
heres a run down of my NORMAL (if u can call it THAT) friday

wake up at the FUN time of 6.30
shower (maybe take a dump)
get changed
eat breakfast while watching Tv
brush teeth
put rest of uni on
pack lunch
wait for my fussy mom
go to school at 6.15
do the usual lessons
make "jokes"
eat or rip someones head off
ignore people (so much fun)
have another useless lesson (like science I MEAN REALLY HOW IS KNOWING THE SYMBOL REACTION TO ANYTHING GONNA HELP ME GET A JOB INVOLVING MATHS !?)
leave school
walk down to my mums school (yay more school)
leave the school just to be dragged to the market for HOURS of walking non-stop
at 9.00 we leave the market go to morrisons
dont get home until AFTER 10.00
i get no computer time
but plenty of time to eat shower and argue with my mum

so many things wrong with fridays we should have half days on friday that wood make it so much better but then id still have to go to another school (as my mum works their I SWEAR TO GOD THE WAY SHE RUNS AT THE CHILDREN SHE TEACHES IT SCARES ME ITS LIKE SEEING MS CONNELLY RUNNIGN UP TO ME ON A SATURDAY AFTER DANCING AND SHES JUST THEIR AND SHES ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME... WEIRD! )

another normal day

okk so to day was kinda normal, BY MY STANDARDS,
went dancing
had a shower in a strangers house
met my friends
went cinema

EXCEPT THE CINEMA WAS SOLD OUT
stupid sell out cinema

SO WE GO TO ANOTHER CINEMA THE DUMBASS GUY SELLIN DA TICKETS WANTED TO NO HOW OLD WE WERE no we will not go out with you PERVERT
AFTER MUCH TALKING AND BUS PASSES BEING SHOWN HE SOLD US TICKETS WE HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR not really more like 30 mins UNTUIL WE WERE ALOUD IN TO THE SCREEN
soo yhh a guy kissed a girl and they all lived happily ever after OR SO YOU THINK


can u guess what i saw?

I CANT BELIEVE IT

so i was surfing facebook when i came across smth HORRABLE


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basically if u cant read it it says

edward: Oh God something smells like fish
bella: *sniff sniff*
i think its my vagina
edward: really? i thought it was mine

this was uploaded by a... TWILIGHT HATER

i know u guys. but its tru they are out there and they are multiplyin like a a swine flu epidemic



haha i have plenty more of those twilight hating pictures to come xD

those flyin poop machines

those things that normal people call BIRDS

they are out to attack us with their black n white coloured poison

the things normal people call SHIT

they should have a corck up their ass or wear a nappy for eva and neva change it unless they have an owner who is willing to change a birds bum

or as YOU NORMAL PEOPLE CALL EM arses

they are like flying babies they eat sleep and poop on ur leg

and ocasionaly bite you

Danyl Is Gay

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X-FACTOR 'star' Danyl is supposivly GAY
he was in the BOTTOM 2 this week
lmao BOTTOM HES GAY
and his singing is a little COCKY
LOL COCKy HES GAY HAHA


can some one plzz tell me why the terrible twins john and EDWARD CULLEN are still in the xfactor AND I WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE ME A PROPER ANSWER, HOPEFULLY SOME ONE WHO IS VOTING FOR THEM AND DOESNT LIVE IN IRELAND OR NORTHAN IRELAND
i thought it was the XFACTOR a show where only peopele who can sing good can get through to the live finals. THIS ISNT THE BLOODY BRITAINS GOT TALENT THATS WHERE JOHN AND EDWARD CULLEN SHOULD BE

why is my Tv being ruined by;
-John and Edward CULLEN on the X-Factor
-Night Rider stopping me from watchin Modern Families
-Late nights home where i keep missing How I Met Your Mother


GET THE TWINS OUT

peace out homedog

funniest thing ever

well not really caz TENNIS said it

you are a socially shy computer nerd who's best freind think's shes a vampire and you have no outer life except for a pc

random i no =]

random fact of the day

educating you with nonsence with every blog

okk so i was bored a look what i found


The lips of both men and women resemble the lips of the vagina.

gross right (!!!)

Crazzyy

a random picture i found =]













ive had too much of a social life recently which would explain why i got away with onli 5blogs last month...
i say social life i mean being dragged around walthamstow market going in to all the different shops my mom can fink of to annoy THE OUT OF ME its her fault i GOT ATTACKED BY A PIGEON !!! IM NOT TALKING TO BIRDS ANY MORE just those people who i sit next to and that person in the mirror, she never replys to my questions.

i gotta go eat food caz with out it ill start acting like 'THOSE' people *points outside* the socialites =]

funny lyric of the day

"The fat cats had a heart attack" - muse uprising

Outkast

there are many thing wrong in this world.
who would of thought that 1 of them was my family.
i sometimes get the feeling that im an outsider.
everythime i do smth i get questioned
why are you listening to that
why are you watching that rubbish
arent u fed up of listening to that rubbish
they usually say these things while im listening to ROCk music or watching FRIENDs
i thought family were ment to love you no matter what and make u feel welcome
but recently ive been feeling like I DONT BELONG
and it makes me cry
im actually starting to dislike my family members appart frm 1 or 2
right now it feels like friends are more important they're the only ones i can joke around with without being told to SHUT UP or STOP THAT
why is my life so depressing ??
do they care ??
bcaz i care
do YOU care ??
i hope you do
bcaz once again i do
i hate living like this
friends are the only ones that make me forget all my worries
instead of moving out of my parents house ill runaway and go live with friends who cares
make sure your those friends

What Just Happened

lol FYi, im sick !!! just to let u no


so i came home today, changred out of my school uniform, went on the computer and started my homeworkk. after id finished 1piece of homework i took 2 paracetamol, then i REALLY started to feel sick and i mean REALLY.

i ran up to the bathroom and...




VOMITED !!!

YUCKK I KNOW

then i ran down stairs to blogg about it.





=]



nice pictures


it was BROWN

ManUtd 4-3 City

okk so this issue has been REALLY annoying me lately.
city fans and all footie fans in general appart frm Man Utd fans are complainin that the ref added on extra minutes to the 4minutes extra time. WHEN INFACT OWENS GOAL WAS 5SECONDS BEFORE THT 5MINUTES AND 30SECONDS ADDED !!!

extra time was 4minutes MINIMUM the ref can extend to as long as he wants.
what i dont understand is WHYY ARE THE CITY FANS COMPLAINING !?!?! WHEN I WAS IN TURKEY AND CITY WERE PLAYING THE REF KEPT THE GAME GOING ON UNTIL AFTER 100MINUTES THATS OVER 10MINUTES EXTRA PLAY.

IF ANY 1 IS TO COMPLAIN ITS THE TEAM THAT THEY PLAYED AGAINST.
i know that no 1 was complainin but i was, cazz city ended up winning that match.
NO ONE COMPLAINED THAT THE REF WAS ON MAN CITYS SIDE




any way i was just ranting so never mind me =]


MAN UTD RULE !!!

IM BACKK !!!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
INTERNET WORLD


IM BACKK

DID U MISS ME

OFC U DID

I GOT INTERNET


YESTERDAY

AFTER 8WEEKS OF NONE !!!


WooHoo !!!

YAY ME xD

I RULE INTERNET

YAY INTERNET xD

INTERNET RULES

TWO DAYS OF INTERNET N IM OVA JOYED


YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY !!!


U PROBABLY DNT CARE DAT IM BACKK

BUT I DO !!!

YAY I HAVE FREE TIME TO DO NOTHING NOW

INTERNET ROCKS !!!

The Super Adventures With eros Sensei And Her Magic Flying Mop Of Cleaning

so heres the deal

yesterday i went to the country AGAIN so fun xD
my mum made me clean the walls...WITH A MOP
i was cleaning the walls for about 10minutes then my dad took the mop and the magic flying mop was no more MY DAD KILLED HER, OR HIM WOT EVER IT IS.

my Magic Mop Of Cleaning is dead then to make things worse he gave it plastic surgery so it has some one elses body
i mean how sad is that

wanna know smth new ?? im moving on FRiDAY !!!

yay

EUREKA

it works

i hope u remember a tym i blogged ages ago about how i brought a new game and it didnt work

so a few days later i returned it n brought a CHEAPER1 for onli £29.99 XD
it still didnt work so i just waited until i gt a new computer
so ma mum buys a new computer
and...


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it works !!!

since yesterday ive been playing it all day XD

its so addictive and much better than the SIMS3


heh heh xD

Lets take a ride, to the country side

lol

so i visited the country yesterday to tidy up my new house for something like 5hours non-stop

ripping up carpet
cleaning windows
sweeping the floor TWICE
and a hell lot more

it was FAN at first but then it was realllllyyyyy BORING

heh heh heh


ma new house is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool

hu wants to visit ma new house ...??

stop saying it

I DONT HAVE SWINE FLU

at least i hope i dnt

i didnt go school 2day because i wasnt feeling well my mum said U COULD HAVE SWINE FLU

wot mother wood say that to their child ??


so yhh i stayed at home n slept watched tv slept some more n felt dizzy alot

ME SWINE FLU YHH RITE

help me it hurts 2cough

ive been coughting all day it sucks

theres nothing on tv it sucks

eaten the smallest 4meals in my life it sucks

im still hungry even after eating it sucks

GET THIS DEMON OUT OF ME !!!

NEW HOUSE

sooo u c... IM MOVINIG HOUSE

aaahhh

im so excited

soo pleased XD

soo excited XD

soo ...HUNGRY

i need food

i wanna c da house again soo excited

i hate packing

maybe i can get me friends to do the packing for me

yeah right their sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*cough cough* ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo forgot were i was going with this ...ohh yhh soooooooooooooooooo lazy 

XD

hehehehehe BLUE walls BLUE carpet and PiNK acessories

sooo cute

im still in school this sucks if only i could go HOME and pack then move straight away

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

yhhhhhhhhh

okkkkkkkkk

laalaa laalaa

la la la la

I SUCK

TWILIGHT RULES

!!!

RANDOM I KNOW 

wot u gonna do bout it ??

Bored

so its a MUSIC lesson XD

=)

im bored

mr simon aint here

ms caplan is takin us

so bored

need ideas of wot 2do

in a music lesson

any ideas ...??

any ...??

not even 1

U GUYS SUCK

lala lala lala lala

sooooooo

HOW U DOIN' ??

i cant w8 2move house XD XD XD

gonna b so fun

my IDIOT friends r gonna help me

did i just say that ...??

damn i cant erase it

pffft rrr well wot u gonna do bout it

'plzz dnt hurt me'

OMg OMg

Okk so let me get this straight.

I ONLY BLOGGED 8TIMES in 30days.

wow ive lost my blogging touch

...did i ever have a blogging touch ??

no idea

la la la la la

i wonder wot 2 blog about now

GIVE ME IDEAS PEOPLE

wot ass in my house wood put a mug in the glass cupboard

and since when was t ilegal 2tell a joke in r own house ??

OMg OMg

haha i just found out smth

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any time now


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just wait a minute longer


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nooo sit back down DONT GO


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its coming


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and...


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okk here it is


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i
found
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XD


just thought youd want to know


also i just waisted about 1minute of your time XD

hahahahaha XD !!!

Things ii Hate...

...continued AGAIN

gosh i have like NO life



19. PEOPLE, fatima and ariska and sometimes jazmin, who dont respond to our txts, i really dont give a shit if you dont have cred, my inbox is cold and lonley.



20. the salker who follows us EVERYWHERE and 'sings', if you cn call the noise she makes singing.



21. the hell that is basically any1 who IS normal, because if you know us then you'd know we arent normal. dont try and worm your way out of this 1jazmin. <-- the weirdo who googles poo and viagra.



22. my mum not letting me watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. annoys the shit out of me

23. SCHOOL. it sucks ASS amongst other things.

24. well right now there isnt a number 24 but you get where im going XD

The Glorious Day That was Yeateday

yesterday i was given a gift



my mum said, 'antonia u have a visitor'

i thought "who'd visit me, unless it was hell coming to take me early''

BUT then i thought "that hell cant be in the shape of..." then i openen the door



that hell came in the shape of JAZMIN and FATIMA
ohh joy


oh what did i do to desirve such a wonderful visit...??



the 2 of you made my bath water go cold :(

JAZMIN you broke my bed :(



my life has been ruined by people,who come to my house, bribe me with 2p [thanks fatima] AND SIT ON MY BED !!!


same day some time later

dont u hate it when you go out with ur mum and shes looking at something which has a reduced price on it, she wants to know the original and u c da original price you tell her but she dnt listen insteadd she asks a guy hu works there and he tells her THE EXACT SAME THING YOU JUST DID this happens all the time 4 me

xD


does any 1 know a cure 4 bordem ??

A P P A R T
F R O M
W A T C H I N G
T W I L I G H T
O R
T H E
N E W
M O O N
T R A I L E R
! ! !

The Worse Day Eva

okk so today


1st we had PE in the rain

2nd WALKED to central in the rain

3rd brought the sims3 which we had to WALK the long way to argos

4th uploaded it didnt work on ma computer IT DIDNT WORK

5th uploaded it 2 laptop IT DIDNT WORK

6th sister called told her the prolem she told me i hav to return it caz i wont b able 2play it unless i take comp 2the shop 2 gt the fing installed

7th SISTER SAYS I HAVE 2 RETURN IT 2THE SHOP AND GET MY MONEY BACK N BUY IT ON MA DS which is still missin my life sucks

this is just great
this is the BEST damn day ever
im gonna have to return it
i hate mylife
i ABSOLUTLY hate it right now




LIFE SUCKS I HATE YOUUUU JAZMIN U CAN PLAY IT AND I CANT :@


why me why do i always have this shitty bad luck ??

My 4th blog

this is my 4th blog
this just shows how uch of a life i have
and ive just noticed
that all my blogs today
are SHORT *cough*JAZMIN*cough*
which is unsual 4 me

bahh my life is sooooo boring
appart frm the fact that i got
attacked by a
freaking bird and a BEE.

la la la la la la la la la its soo sunny i wish i had
a magnifying glass to burn bugs like you see
the kids do in movies that'd be fun.

All because of fatima

I GOT ATTACKED BY A FREKING BEE !!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ME

WHYY DID I HAVE TO GET ATTACKED !?!?!

WHHY NOT SOME ONE ELSE

I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A WEAPON

I AM MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY SCARED 4 LYF BECUSE OF THAT DARN BEE

WAAAAA

I GOT A BO - BO

=[

i see FAT people <--- a little voice in my head how cute she tells me what to do (^.^) its sooo funny

Facebook

my life according to facbook

homeless

jobless

poor

married between 32 - 34

8 kids

go on the Jeremy Kyle show cause im a transexual pre-op

covered in tatoos of animals

ohh and im a scene/emo and will stay at 5 feet 5 inches when im older

im getting the feeling that facebook hates me

1st of June

this is the weirdest 1st of any month

NO1 DID
PINCH PUNCH 1ST DAY OF THE MONTH xd

weird

i dunno wot really 2write

(^.^) fruit juice tastes really nice

hahahahahahawawawawa !!! y am i laughting ??

HELP MEEEEEE !!!

Funny Things......caz i izz bored

This one is dirty

This one is cute XD

Bless poor little chicken

Can you guess whats wrong ??

BGT

diversity woon
susan came 2nd
JULIAN CAME THIRD !?!?!

W T F
h h i
a e s
t h

WHY WAS SUSAN IN THE FINAL 3 ??
I WANTED AIDEN LITTLE AIDEN HE WAS SOO ADORABLE

and julian *drools* PENGNESS xD



sweet checks

(^.^) <---no competition
(V.V)

diversity JULIAN aiden


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YAY M3 !!!

THIS IS MY 31TH BLOG SO I THOUGHT Y NOT DO IT



NO NOT THAT DO IT BUT BLOG

YAY ME 31 BLOGS BEFORE THE MONTH IS OVER i rock im sooo cool XD

=/ YAHOO
(^.^) woteva !!!
?? lol




look wot i found out bout my name n the munber 5


This is the freedom lover. The number five is an intellectual vibration. These are idea people with a love of variety and the ability to adapt to most situations. Ruled by Mercury.Keywords: adaptable, freedom-loving, romantic, resourceful, witty, fun-loving, curious, flexible, accommodating. If expressed negatively, non-committal, irresponsible, inconsistent.As lovers: These lovers are generally attractive to the opposite sex, as they are adaptable, curious, and friendly. Their wit and love of fun is unmistakable. In order to be happy in love, they need some level of change and variety. They also require mental stimulation. They are quick to adapt to ups and downs, but when under-stimulated, they can be inconsistent and resisting of making commitments.

hw weird XD

ny way

TTYL
CAZ I AM AFK

speak 2 u in da new month


haha lol XD

Things ii Hate cont.

all cont. of a few thing i hate caz i just remembered...


I HATE THEM !!!
SO HERE ther are


13. nurses

14. doctors

15. dentest why would any1 like lookin in peoples mouths its discusting

16. FLOWERS i have hay fever so leave me ALONE

17. emotions they suck badass man 8-(

WAAAAAAA !!!

some mean lady stuck a needle in my arm on wednesday she took away my blood, it was so red and runny yummy i want my mummy XD.
any way i had this weird bandage thingie on my arm 2stop the blood AND IT HURT LIKE HELL WEN I TOOK IT OFF to make matters worse my mum took me to walthamstow market and people in walthamstow are so RUDE they bash in2 u n dnt say sry. stupid old woman.
apparently the nusrse lady needed to check my glucose amount so i will gt the results back in a week or so. stupid doctors and nurses... more things i need 2 add 2 my list if thinkgs i hate

nurses
doctors
dentest
FLOWERS

3days

26 posts

28 days

1 person



^^this songs like a movie ad lol



anyway do u guys think itspossible to win this challenge ??





(^.^) <--- how cute. what shal i call her ??



my little 'famly' of symbols



??- symbols is that what u think of us ??

=/- yhh



SHUT UP !!! my symbol family lol



??- my nameless alter-ego, well not actualy nameless just doesn't want to tell me her name

=/- EJ only smiles when he wants 2 =

(^.^)/ nameless but you can name her





3days

4posts, mini, 2 do

I CAN DO THIS !!!

just another day shooting New Moon

How hott is he. they look like before and after shots.

Run Bella run

ATTACK !!!

Oh la la !

Get in there

WHYY

OKK NO CLUES AS 2 HU IS IT AND DNT BOTHER 2ASK ME IN PERSON CAZ I WONT TELL

OKKK SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND ...LETS CALL HIM TIM.

OK SO I TLK 2TIM ON MSN BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS DISTANT

I LIKE HIM HE KNOWS I DO

HE TEASED ME BOUT LIKIN HIM

BUT WEN EVA WE TLK WE NEVA TLK LIKE WE USED 2

IS WEIRD DA 1ST TIME I STARTED 2LIKE HIM IT WAS LYKE NOTHING B4 THEN ITRIED 2GT OVA HIM N NW I LIKE HIM AGAIN LIKE I DID IN DA BEGINNIN

I HAVE WITHDRAWLS WEN I DNT TLK 2HIM WHICH IS SO WEIRD CAZ IM NT DAT TYPE ORF PERSON

I DNT NO Y IM TELLIN U DIS I JST NEED 2TELL SUM1

HAHA IM SO SAD JST LEAVE ME ALONE

And the stinking winner is...??

BARCALONA !?!?!


WOT THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK

JUST THE FUCK

FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCK

DAMN THEM

DAMN THEM 2 HELL

DAMN U BARCALONA

DAMN U 2 HELL

UNITED R DA TRU CHAMPIONS
- even though we dnt gt da shiney trophie in r changin room

ARGH

FUCK PISS TAKES MAN BARCA NEED KICKIN

MESSI NEEDS SHOOTING IN HIS BALLS

ALL CHELSEA ARSENAL ETC. FANS SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTHS ATLEATS WE GT IN2 DA FINALS

BARCA URMOUTHS R FULL OF SHIT

I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U SOO MUCH

IF I WAS A VAMPIRE ID DRINK ALL DA BLOOD OF THE BARCA PLAYERS THE NOGHT B4 THE MATCHLL
-EVIL PLAN

..........FUCK BARCA FUCK 2HELL




GO FUCKING FUCK UR ROTTIN SELFS IN HELL

6more days

6 more days until the month is over and i have completed my challenge.

so far im behind by 3blogs which is just GR8.

~why isnt life eva like it is in movies or books ??~

life sucks like that.

OMg evanscene my immortal XD

has any1 noticed that Demi Lovato sounds like she has lost her voice.

yay (my word) isnt in wikipedia lol woohoo XD

i can finally blog in peace

waaa i have txters block. WOT DO I SAY WOT DO I SAY

ohh yay friends is on again lol X3

Waiting Patiently

okk so i want to blog but i have 2 iron so ill brb 2 blog


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any time now


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^^ all this staling is fatimas fault


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hahaha friends is soo funny


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do do do la la la


haha joey's face when he didnt win the soapy


priceless


ribberduckzilla - for people who dont like water


sooo how you doin'


'he totally yanking your chain' tht friends dude used my word


hurrar ive finnished


ohh damn its dinner time


never mind

HAHAHA in your face

SHAME





FATIMA





I





FOUND





SOMETHING





GUESS





WHAT





IT





IS





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ANY





TIME





NOW





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TADA

I FOUND YOUR PICTURE FATIMA XD

Things ii Hate

1. Having to repeat myself

??- having to wot ??

me- repeat... ahh FUCK YOU


2. Strangers who walk up to you and ask for your number, this actually happened to me i was BARE scared. Walthamstow market has alot of pervs man !!!


3. Annoying people, Shannon Shelby Lily Juliana Georgina...The list goes on


4. People telling me not to do something then they go and do it anyway


5. Adverts, unless its a twilight related advert.


6. people who say they are watching Tv then fall asleep, cant change the channel cause they've either hiddeden the control or are sleepin on it.


7. people hu sing songs, that are new, like they know them when they dont


8. OLD PEOPLE and thanks to FATIMA and CHANDLER DOGs


9. running out of cred.


10. people hu dnt answer ur questions


11. bright-light and sun light


12. it aint a hate but an annoyance. PEOPLE WHO DONT CMNT BLOGS yhh im talking about YOU

Why Me Why always ME ??

HERES A REASON TO HATE ALL TEACHERS ESPICALLY SCIENCE TEACHERS ESPICALLY MR.FUCKING FREMPONG

Do you think its fare that studenst, me and ex-best friend Caitlin, should get yelled at because we were doing the right thing ?? I FUCKING FLIPING DONT

So we were using a buncen burner -(how ever you spell it)- and me n caitlin werent sure if it was lit caz da blue light is hardly visable in the lighting. so me n caitlin boh pick up a splint, not knowing wot the pther person was doin, and went to light the burner. But silly me picks up a splint thats quite short so i use a pare of tongs to hold the splint THEN BLOODY FUCKING MF FUCKING FREMPONG COMES ALONG AND IS LIKE, WOT DO U FINK UR DOIN ?? I SAID LIGHTIN DA BUNSEN BURNER STUPID HIM ASKS WHYY ?? WHY WHY DO U BLOODY FINK Y ?? caz we aint sure if its lit WAS WOT I SAID then he rambles on bout how IM MESSIN AROUND. HOW DA FUCK AM I MESSING AROUND ?? JUST GO FUCK YOUR SELF FUCKING MR. FUCKING FREMPONG FANNY FACE.

HE'S PISSED ME OFF2MANY TIMES IN 1DAY 1DAY IN 1LESSON HE RUINED MA HOLE DAY ALOW IT BEIN DA 1ST LESSON FUCK HIM.
FUCK YOU MR FUCKING FREMPNG PUSY FACE GO FUCK UR SELF.

mine n caitlins secret plan is 2 punch him in da face he last day of yr11 then burn his so called MUSTASH.


FUCK TWAT

Ohh No

Do You Remember At The Begining Of The Month ii Said ii Was Going To Write At Least 31Blogs Like 1Blog A Day But ii Noticed ii'm Behind By A Few Days.

- I NEED HELP ON WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT
- PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT
- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN IDEA

i onestly dnt no wot else 2 rite XD

I Retire*

*is that how you even spell it ?? i dunno

anyway id like to confirm my retirement from the current competition between me, Fatima and Jazzmin, yess i know i put 2 zz AND WHAT ?? due to the fact that well i just cant be bovered to write new ones and well yhh im 2 busy watching old eps. and bloopers of Friends. haha they're soooo funny.
but just because blogs take up too much of my time.'*'

??:what time your time less
ME:okk who the hell are you and why do you know so much about me ??
??:hahahaha you'll never know XD

~random word fr all eternity~ YANKING ~No one else use my word, OR ELSE.

??: or else what ??
ME: OMC where do you come from ??
??: your imagination
ME: ohh dat makes sence

'*' which s weird caz this would be my 2nd blog of the day ~~
U

JUST KEEP SMILING- IF YOU SMILE WEIRD ENOUGH THEY MIGHT LOOK AWAY XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RPATZZZZ and the other girl

HAPPYBIRTHDAY RPATZZZZ, MY TUESDAY TO SUNDAY HUSBAND !!!, AND THE OTHER PERSON WHATS HER NAME AGAIN OOHH YHH BRANDY DID I EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT. AAHH WELL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO RPATZZZZ
I HOPE YOU LIKE CATZZZZ
YOU ARE AN ENGLISH ACTOR
AND YOU HAVE THE V* FACTOR

V=VAMPIRE

I DONTKNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN
HE'S ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, BOOHOO, I THOUGHT VAMPIRES DIDNT AGE

??:MAYBE THIS 1 DOES
ME:WHO SAID THAT ??
??:YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Good news/Bad news

surprise visits

NO you cant surprse visit me caz u dnt no were i mite move 2

will ur parente trust you on ur own in altham abbey

and i will gladly invinte you to ma house wen eva !!!

as long as i d have 2tidy up b4

Good news/Bad news ??...

you decide

okk so as you may know i mite b moving house.
we just have to wait until tomorrow to see if we have a deal with the person we buying the house off of.
do you think me moving all the way to waltham Abbey is a good thing ??
i wont me moving skl whih is a good thing
but i'll be living out of london which is a bad thing
haha which means no more surprise visits.

due to my maybe moving house i wont b on blogger 4some time :'( i know
=/ EJ is sad

antonia is happy she'll now for once have the 2nd biggest room !!! YAY me XD

so 2moro is D-Day
fingers crossed

A Wonderful Day At Ariska's...

With Antonia Fatima and Jazmin

WOT A WEIRD DAY

1st i go dancing just to roll around on the floor for 1hour like a HARD BOILED EGG.
2nd when i get home i call Jazmin like 5times. she never picked up
3rd i had a REALLY HOT bath
4th finally IT picks up
then after half-an-hour i leave home and sit DOWNSTAIRES which is a 1st
arrived at ariskas houseand just DRIFTED in. LMAO no 1 noticed me XD
we FILM a little bit and i mean A LITTLE BIT then we went indoors and chilled playing guitar, prank calls (the best) and drank loads of FIZZY sang like 1song. almost got fatima grounded

THEN...
on the way to the bus we were tlkin just to shorten it caz i hav the memory of a spanner
AnToniiA-...YANKING...
sum lady at the crossing was looking at me weirdly.
then when we got on the bus i stole jazmins shoe, made her chase after me blah, blah, BLAH then she practically JUMPED on me to try and take my shoe, I WONDER WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT THOUGHT !?!?! then she said id have to pay WOT DOES DAT EVEN MEAN !!! u bullie i spelt it rong and wot ??

anyway... i dunno wot else 2say other than i fel like im high in fizzy

haha A(squared)JF= but what does it equal ??

Its Over

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*cough* *cough*oooooooooooooooooooo

MO MORE TESTS YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

So to end the day I'd like to make this blog about

The worst Chat-up Lines ever; not heard by me

1. nice legs. when do they open.

2. remember my name you'll be screaming it later

3. did it hurt when you fell from heaven

4. can i buy you a drink or do you just want the cash

5. how do you like our eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized

6. so want to come back to my place for pizza nd sex no dont like pizza

My Revision Technique*

*is that even how you spell it i dunno

Okkkkkkkkkkkkk soooooooo youuuuuuuuuu want the best way to always gt top marks ??

DONT REVISE !!!

Haha im serious i'm not lieing it works for me, although alot of stupid thing work for me that don't work for others, but yhh it works all the time.

Well thisblog is short n point less.

Exams Mistakes

Okk so here are a few things that annoy me about exams;

1. We're not aloud to talk in ART exams. WTF how can you cheat in a bloody ART exam gosh.
2. WE're still not laoud to talk, even thought the test has ended. Wot i thought the instruction was to NO TALK DURING THE EXAM. Man what I'd give to be able to talk in a an exam.
3. The fact that we have to do exams. They're nesessary but WOT A WASTE OF PAPER. I mean think of all the trees we'll save from not having tests.
4. Okk so there isn't actually a number 4 but you get what I mean.

CANCEL EXAMS !!!
SAVE TREES

LMAO

This is some random joke;

Take you time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from top to bottom and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

Competition Update

WOOHOO i won, even though i had an advantage, but who cares WOOHOO. no to rub it in and gloat but YAHOOOOOOOO i won.





i'd like to thank well ME and jazmin, i mean even though she was my competition it was her own fault she lost, she was the 1 who decided to have the competition i the 1st place.


Haha !!!
Also i've done like 9blogs in 2days. SWEET

Did You Know...

...
1. The term "infant" derives from the Latin word infans, meaning "unable to speak." "Infant" is also a legal term referring to any child under the age of legal adulthood.
2. I love music.
3. Hardly any 1 tlks 2 me on msn now :'(
4. The phrase 'can I ask you a question' is actually a question in its self.
5. I suck at drawing.
6. Paramore is my fave band eva.
7. I'm a ParaWhore.
8. I hate it when people 'Whats your fave...?'
9. I also hate it when people ask 'Who do you like best/more...?'
10. Music is my life.
11. TWILIGHT is the best movie ever.
12. It's also the only movie I've seen this year.
13. I dobut I'll win this comp. as I have to go.
14. I'm addicted to orange juice.
15. My name means water in Turkish.
16. I knew my mobile no. off by heart on the day I got it.
...??

I've ran out of things, yhh=/
17. =/ is my new best friend.
18. I dn't no wot else to write now.
19. MOTD is on now

A COMPETITION !?!?!

My friend, Jazmin, wan't us to do a competition 2 see who can do the most blogs in one day.
I dnt no why bt she says 'it's fun and it motivates us' i dunno but THAT is nt my definition of fun.
Fun would be watching TWILIGHT again. But ant ways caz I IZ BORED INIT i'm joining in.t
Im just bored, so I might just look up something to blog about yhh !!! =/
=/ EJ is back. The three, Edward, Emmet & Jasper, of them are sooo cute XD.


Hw rude. I've just noticed that;
1. We go to school for 6 hours and the teachers expect us to spend a minimum of time on homework. It's like school work at home. Thats rubbish.
2. My mum has the weirdest sence of humor, she thinks TBBT is rubbish and the same as Friends. WTF does she need slapping. They are just 2 of the best things on Tv.

Im gonna google some random stuff now so

SMELL-YA-L8R

COA... cont.

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!
this continuation might not be part of my final draf










Simon jumped up and down nerviously as he waited for the door to be opened. "hurry up, hurry up" Simon mumbled impatiently. He knocked on the door two more times, on the third Edward opened the door, "Opps sorry" Simon said as he accidently hit Edward in the face.
"What do you want Simon?" Edward said quite annoyed.
"I think I've found out what my power is"
"Cool, what is it?" asked Edward, not that he needed to ask as Simon shape-shifted into Edward, "Wow"
"I know"
"How did you find out?"
"Well I was on the phone with Maria and..."
"Maria?" asked Edward in confusion.
"My girlfriend, well actually ex-girlfriend"
"Oh ok"
"Yeah, so anyway she was yelling at me saying it was my fault that we broke up and well i kinda just changed into her."
"What do you mean changed into her"
"I shape-shifted into her"
"Freaky"
"Yeah I know and i didn't change back until I was calm. So I guess that I can only change when I'm angry"
"Yeah maybe"
"What is it?"
"Nothing" Edward said, "It's just that well we all know what Valentine is up to and we all want him gone. I just have a way of getting rid of him for good. Using you."



Those famous words you hae the most...

TO BE CONTINUED...

NewYearsResalation

Wots the point of making a NYR when they're broken in like 1 day ?? So I'm going to make a NMR, NewMonthsResalation, to post 31blogs this month, kinda like 1 a day so if i blog anything mad or crazy you'll know.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE there's a surprise in my next blog,
do you know what it is ?? Do you cause I don't know.
XD =/

Nooooo

Noooo it's happened again. I can't watch TWILIGHT !!! my mum made me go shopping with her, at least i got to listen to some of the songs froam the movie. That was better than nothing right ?? RIGHT !?!?! WAaaaaaa maybe I'll get to watch it tomorrow. But mum is making me go shopping again NOOOOOOOOO !!!

Random thought; I want a tattoo maybe a TWILIGHT related one.

4 BLOGS 1 DAY WOT A RECORD. BTW THIS IS ANOTHER SHORT BLOG
HEHE
=/ =/ <--- little EJ, Edward/Emmet Jasper, LMAO =/

OMC, Ohh My Cullen.

3 in 1 day im on a ROLE

My little friend =/ is going to be called either Emmet, Jasper of EDWARD.
Blood sucking little vampires. SOO cool

Twilight sooo cool !!!
Me and Rosalie have the same middle name, Lillian, haha

Edward Anthony Cullen
Jasper Whitlock Hale
Emmet McCarty Cullen
Carlisle *does he even hava a middle name ??* Cullen (he's from London)
Bella Marie Swan
Rosalie Lilian Hale
Mary Alice Cullen
Esme Anne Cullen
Renesmee Carlie Cullen

Hmmm

Okk so this blog is like my second in one day and im quite bored righ now. So bored that i spilt fruit juie on my dads laptop, do you think he'll notice ?? I hope not.
I have a cold aswel and am afraid to sneeze 'cause the people in my class will think I have swine flu, SWINE FLU !!! Haha Ferb just spoke again, haha Phineas and Ferb, I wanna dance to Miley Cryus hoedown Throwdown, i dunno why i just like the dance.
Apparently Laura Reader has Swine Flu, so that gives us more of a reason to stay frm her. Haha.
Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap.
Cool Eastenders is on.

Dog.
Cat.
Horse.
CHICKEN !!!
My mum is dancing to i like the way you move. Funny I was just listening to that song.

Pig.
Cow.
Frog.
RABBIT !!!
My mum is dragging me to Morrisons, Noooooooooooooooooooo

Bella Italia TWILIGHT HeHe !!!

Breakfast at noon, dinner at pm perfect day yummy fooooood

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sooo... it's the 1st of May and this is my 1st blog of the month. So I'll like to celebrate with a party.
It ill start with 1hour of watching friends followed by me listening to random music than I'll go and make my dinner stay up late and hopefully stay up to watch TWILIGHT !!! again. Hehe.
=/ <-- This guy here is my new buddy, but he doesn't have a name yet. Can you please help me with names from him.
Haha friends is on now, The One with the Ball, haha 4mins into it and I'm already in stiches.
I kinda don't no what else to say so.
=P
=/
XD
:D
=)

The Champions vs Sprots

It's 7.30 and the biggest game of today has just finished with like just the best result. The Champions played against The Vegetables i kinda thought that we lost the game when the The Vegetables were winning 2-0, but then after the second-half the scores changed, the game kinda went like this;

Veggies 1 - 0 Champions
Veggies 2 - 0 Champions

>: hALf TimE :<

Veggies 2 - 1 Champions
Veggies 2 - 2 Champions

Veggies 2 - 3 Champions
Veggies 2 -4 Champions

Veggies 2 - 5 Champions

The Champions are back on top, aint it weird that Ronaldos voice doesn't sound as thougth it is his voice hmmm... weird, where we belong, while Loserpool are swimming in their own tears in second place.

Commentators are very negative people, whats that word to describe a negative person ??, they are always so quick to say summin negative about The Champions, but we always have come backs, they just showed a replay of Ronaldo taking of his shirt how HOTT XD does he look, but i didn't expect to win like this.

Veggies manager Harry Redknapp's son Jamie Redknapp needs kneeing in his goolies, he's another person who is always quick to say summin negative bout The Champions then we always end up winning, on second-thought he better stay negative we might start you know...actually losing games.

Aahh who am i kidding were The Champions we always win woohoo THE CHAMPIONS RULE !!!


i don't now if you have noticed but i LOVE changing the colour of my text. it's fun XD.


LMAO im now watching Friends XD

'someone ate my sandwich' LMAO Ross

Friends

okk so it's 5.32 and im watching Friends The One with the Yeti, here are a few of my fave quots, that i can remember;

'i can still hear you' Joey
'were osing Ross, Joey said hence' Chandler
'No, but im an actor ill act cool' Joey
'I pulled the tag and fogged the Yeti's ass' Rachael
'I think he's right. You guys hang out at the Coffee House to much'

just to say a few before he ads

i cant be bovered to do any more !!!

Just A Little Warning

For those of you who know that I'm writing an City Of Ashes continuation, My Version, i will be writing it up on one of my blogs soon. So look out.

I know this blog is very short but i thought that you deserved to know !!!
XD

... ??

OKK... SO HERES THE THING IT'S SUNDAY 19TH APRIL AND I WAS AT MY COUSINS HOUSE WATCHING THE FOOTBALL !!!
THE BAD THING WAS THAT WE LOST TO POOP TEAM EVERTON !!! GRRRRR

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WERE OUT OF THE FINALS EVERTON ARE GONNA LOSE TO CHELSEA IM TELLING YA !!!

NOT ONLY IS IT BAD BUT I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORO AND SCIENCE AND ART HOMEWORK DUE ON TUESDAY ART HOMEWORK IS MAN UTD RELATED GRRRRRRRR

...

Not Twilight Related

* * In other words it is Twilight related * *

I wanna watch TWILIGHT again but cantr cause i got SCIENCE HOMEWORK woohoo wot fun. I wanna meet RPattzzz and KStewart and JRathbone and KLutzz and AGreene and NReed and EReaser and PFacinelli specially RPatzz and JRathbone and KLutzz and AGreen and NReed. <3 color="#000099">NEW MOON when in america it comes out in november, grr, RPatzzz should do sumin bout it so that when BREAKING DAWN comes out its in london 1st, that'll shut the americans up.

I really <3 color="#000099">TWILIGHT pics just not all of 'em, i,e the 1s with TL in 'em.

i duno wot else 2 say...

I NEED HELP WITH MY RP SONG !!!

Part 1

I have no idea why this blog is called 'Part 1' I'm bored it's 10.28pm and the ITV news is on.
Haha they're playing Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire.
Booooo !!! Sch**l on Monday =( don't forget to bring in your options sheet.
Thanks alot JAZMIN for texting me at 3AM.
I'm craving Chinese from the WOO restaurent in Chingford. I think I'm having withdrawl simptions. My City supporter of a sister Debbie and neice Gracie left today so there is no sound of laughter or her talking. *sniff-sniff*
I have a certain friend on MSN who doesn't speak much to me any more I'm upset =(. , hehe my smily face has a mole.
My dad has a blackberry, he has a phone that he has had for over 1year and he goes to buy a blackberry, he doesn't know how to use it. How weird.
I wanna prank call some-one but who ??
Haaha my dad just burped twice =)., moles back.
I brought a magazine with pictures of Twilight RPatzz and KLutzz. 2 lucky girls got to meet Kellan andAshely. Lucky B**ches.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la x2 - seek amy Britney
have i found you flightless bird grounded bleeding or lost you american mouth - flightless bird american mouth iron and wine
i'll seek you out, fley you a lie 1 m ore word and you wont survive - blue foundation eyes on fire

My friend just brought TWILIGHT but she got the 1Disc edition and it cost more that my 12.99 2 disc edition. Mwahahahaha.
*sigh* i want a hug, hint hint.

The future is bright, the future is YELLOW
Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder
The more you drink the better I look

knock knock
whos there ??
i dunno
i dunno who ??
no seriously i don't know

I watched the bog bang therory to day BARRE funny =)
juust thought youd like to know

We think my neice Gracie will be left handed.

This is; Another Random Blog Part 1

Umm...

ive ran out of trhing to blog about. am currently watchin UTD vs FCpoo-poo face, why dont he just put Macheda on ??

my mum n sister are talking about something i dont no or really care about right now.my sister, DEBBIE THE CITY FAN, pft keeps wanting porto 2 score. its currently 0-1 (2-3) to us so weve got enough to go throught but we really need another goal to defo get through. then another goal would be GR8.

the only person i was talking to on msn has left. she was the 1 who wanted me online. YESS IM TALKING ABOUT YOU JAZMIN.

hhmmm im sat here on the laptop got nothing to do. all alone in cyberspace on my own with out my footie buddie to keep me company. PORTO ALMOST SCORED BUT DIDNT HAHAHAHEHEHEMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWAWAWAWAHEHEHEHHOHOOHHAHAHAHA *gasps* *chokes* i need to stop laughting like that !!!
ha my sister said i should do a paper round. get some money to pay for the roof over my head, is it falling down ?? i hope not.

3+ added minuted to the game... what will the final score be ?? i wonder PUT MACHEDA ON YOU IDIOT !!! My Sister Is Acting Like She Supports Porto. She Just Dont Want Utd To Win !!!

WE DID IT WE THROUGHT TO THE SEMI-FINALS WOOHO WE WIN WE RULE WE RULE WE THE BEST WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
my sister is already saying stupid things lke ' come on aresnal' haha U WISH !!!

3-2
1-0
YRAHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHHAHHHAHHH !!!


hhmmm we should write a song about Robert Pattinson. wot do u think ??
plz say in ur comment

Hot Guys !!!

You may dis-agree with me but my top FAVE HOTT GUYS ARE;

1- Robert Pattinson Edward Cullen - Twilight

2- Jackson Rathbone Jasper Hale - Twilight

3- Kellan Lutz Emmet Cullen - Twillight


4- Nathan Kress Freddie Benson - iCary


5- Jonney Evans Player - Man Utd


6- Brad Kavanagh Dylan - As The Bell Rings, UK.

7- Well i dont really have a number 7. *waaaa* im such a loser !!!