Friday, November 27, 2009

What I Hate about FRIDAYS

is it me or is friday (the day thats supposed to be the best day of the week) is turning out to be really shit now !?
i mean its bad enough that ive got to go to school 5DAYS A WEEK 6 HOURS A DAY FOR THE NEXT 2YEARS... !
heres a run down of my NORMAL (if u can call it THAT) friday

wake up at the FUN time of 6.30
shower (maybe take a dump)
get changed
eat breakfast while watching Tv
brush teeth
put rest of uni on
pack lunch
wait for my fussy mom
go to school at 6.15
do the usual lessons
make "jokes"
eat or rip someones head off
ignore people (so much fun)
have another useless lesson (like science I MEAN REALLY HOW IS KNOWING THE SYMBOL REACTION TO ANYTHING GONNA HELP ME GET A JOB INVOLVING MATHS !?)
leave school
walk down to my mums school (yay more school)
leave the school just to be dragged to the market for HOURS of walking non-stop
at 9.00 we leave the market go to morrisons
dont get home until AFTER 10.00
i get no computer time
but plenty of time to eat shower and argue with my mum

so many things wrong with fridays we should have half days on friday that wood make it so much better but then id still have to go to another school (as my mum works their I SWEAR TO GOD THE WAY SHE RUNS AT THE CHILDREN SHE TEACHES IT SCARES ME ITS LIKE SEEING MS CONNELLY RUNNIGN UP TO ME ON A SATURDAY AFTER DANCING AND SHES JUST THEIR AND SHES ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME... WEIRD! )

Saturday, November 21, 2009

another normal day

okk so to day was kinda normal, BY MY STANDARDS,
went dancing
had a shower in a strangers house
met my friends
went cinema

EXCEPT THE CINEMA WAS SOLD OUT
stupid sell out cinema

SO WE GO TO ANOTHER CINEMA THE DUMBASS GUY SELLIN DA TICKETS WANTED TO NO HOW OLD WE WERE no we will not go out with you PERVERT
AFTER MUCH TALKING AND BUS PASSES BEING SHOWN HE SOLD US TICKETS WE HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR not really more like 30 mins UNTUIL WE WERE ALOUD IN TO THE SCREEN
soo yhh a guy kissed a girl and they all lived happily ever after OR SO YOU THINK


can u guess what i saw?

Monday, November 02, 2009

I CANT BELIEVE IT

so i was surfing facebook when i came across smth HORRABLE


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basically if u cant read it it says

edward: Oh God something smells like fish
bella: *sniff sniff*
i think its my vagina
edward: really? i thought it was mine

this was uploaded by a... TWILIGHT HATER

i know u guys. but its tru they are out there and they are multiplyin like a a swine flu epidemic



haha i have plenty more of those twilight hating pictures to come xD

Sunday, November 01, 2009

those flyin poop machines

those things that normal people call BIRDS

they are out to attack us with their black n white coloured poison

the things normal people call SHIT

they should have a corck up their ass or wear a nappy for eva and neva change it unless they have an owner who is willing to change a birds bum

or as YOU NORMAL PEOPLE CALL EM arses

they are like flying babies they eat sleep and poop on ur leg

and ocasionaly bite you