Funny Things......caz i izz bored

This one is dirty

This one is cute XD

Bless poor little chicken

Can you guess whats wrong ??

BGT

diversity woon
susan came 2nd
JULIAN CAME THIRD !?!?!

W T F
h h i
a e s
t h

WHY WAS SUSAN IN THE FINAL 3 ??
I WANTED AIDEN LITTLE AIDEN HE WAS SOO ADORABLE

and julian *drools* PENGNESS xD



sweet checks

(^.^) <---no competition
(V.V)

diversity JULIAN aiden


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YAY M3 !!!

THIS IS MY 31TH BLOG SO I THOUGHT Y NOT DO IT



NO NOT THAT DO IT BUT BLOG

YAY ME 31 BLOGS BEFORE THE MONTH IS OVER i rock im sooo cool XD

=/ YAHOO
(^.^) woteva !!!
?? lol




look wot i found out bout my name n the munber 5


This is the freedom lover. The number five is an intellectual vibration. These are idea people with a love of variety and the ability to adapt to most situations. Ruled by Mercury.Keywords: adaptable, freedom-loving, romantic, resourceful, witty, fun-loving, curious, flexible, accommodating. If expressed negatively, non-committal, irresponsible, inconsistent.As lovers: These lovers are generally attractive to the opposite sex, as they are adaptable, curious, and friendly. Their wit and love of fun is unmistakable. In order to be happy in love, they need some level of change and variety. They also require mental stimulation. They are quick to adapt to ups and downs, but when under-stimulated, they can be inconsistent and resisting of making commitments.

hw weird XD

ny way

TTYL
CAZ I AM AFK

speak 2 u in da new month


haha lol XD

Things ii Hate cont.

all cont. of a few thing i hate caz i just remembered...


I HATE THEM !!!
SO HERE ther are


13. nurses

14. doctors

15. dentest why would any1 like lookin in peoples mouths its discusting

16. FLOWERS i have hay fever so leave me ALONE

17. emotions they suck badass man 8-(

WAAAAAAA !!!

some mean lady stuck a needle in my arm on wednesday she took away my blood, it was so red and runny yummy i want my mummy XD.
any way i had this weird bandage thingie on my arm 2stop the blood AND IT HURT LIKE HELL WEN I TOOK IT OFF to make matters worse my mum took me to walthamstow market and people in walthamstow are so RUDE they bash in2 u n dnt say sry. stupid old woman.
apparently the nusrse lady needed to check my glucose amount so i will gt the results back in a week or so. stupid doctors and nurses... more things i need 2 add 2 my list if thinkgs i hate

nurses
doctors
dentest
FLOWERS

3days

26 posts

28 days

1 person



^^this songs like a movie ad lol



anyway do u guys think itspossible to win this challenge ??





(^.^) <--- how cute. what shal i call her ??



my little 'famly' of symbols



??- symbols is that what u think of us ??

=/- yhh



SHUT UP !!! my symbol family lol



??- my nameless alter-ego, well not actualy nameless just doesn't want to tell me her name

=/- EJ only smiles when he wants 2 =

(^.^)/ nameless but you can name her





3days

4posts, mini, 2 do

I CAN DO THIS !!!

just another day shooting New Moon

How hott is he. they look like before and after shots.

Run Bella run

ATTACK !!!

Oh la la !

Get in there

WHYY

OKK NO CLUES AS 2 HU IS IT AND DNT BOTHER 2ASK ME IN PERSON CAZ I WONT TELL

OKKK SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND ...LETS CALL HIM TIM.

OK SO I TLK 2TIM ON MSN BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS DISTANT

I LIKE HIM HE KNOWS I DO

HE TEASED ME BOUT LIKIN HIM

BUT WEN EVA WE TLK WE NEVA TLK LIKE WE USED 2

IS WEIRD DA 1ST TIME I STARTED 2LIKE HIM IT WAS LYKE NOTHING B4 THEN ITRIED 2GT OVA HIM N NW I LIKE HIM AGAIN LIKE I DID IN DA BEGINNIN

I HAVE WITHDRAWLS WEN I DNT TLK 2HIM WHICH IS SO WEIRD CAZ IM NT DAT TYPE ORF PERSON

I DNT NO Y IM TELLIN U DIS I JST NEED 2TELL SUM1

HAHA IM SO SAD JST LEAVE ME ALONE

And the stinking winner is...??

BARCALONA !?!?!


WOT THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK

JUST THE FUCK

FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCK

DAMN THEM

DAMN THEM 2 HELL

DAMN U BARCALONA

DAMN U 2 HELL

UNITED R DA TRU CHAMPIONS
- even though we dnt gt da shiney trophie in r changin room

ARGH

FUCK PISS TAKES MAN BARCA NEED KICKIN

MESSI NEEDS SHOOTING IN HIS BALLS

ALL CHELSEA ARSENAL ETC. FANS SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTHS ATLEATS WE GT IN2 DA FINALS

BARCA URMOUTHS R FULL OF SHIT

I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U SOO MUCH

IF I WAS A VAMPIRE ID DRINK ALL DA BLOOD OF THE BARCA PLAYERS THE NOGHT B4 THE MATCHLL
-EVIL PLAN

..........FUCK BARCA FUCK 2HELL




GO FUCKING FUCK UR ROTTIN SELFS IN HELL

6more days

6 more days until the month is over and i have completed my challenge.

so far im behind by 3blogs which is just GR8.

~why isnt life eva like it is in movies or books ??~

life sucks like that.

OMg evanscene my immortal XD

has any1 noticed that Demi Lovato sounds like she has lost her voice.

yay (my word) isnt in wikipedia lol woohoo XD

i can finally blog in peace

waaa i have txters block. WOT DO I SAY WOT DO I SAY

ohh yay friends is on again lol X3

Waiting Patiently

okk so i want to blog but i have 2 iron so ill brb 2 blog


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nearly done


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any time now


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^^ all this staling is fatimas fault


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hahaha friends is soo funny


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do do do la la la


haha joey's face when he didnt win the soapy


priceless


ribberduckzilla - for people who dont like water


sooo how you doin'


'he totally yanking your chain' tht friends dude used my word


hurrar ive finnished


ohh damn its dinner time


never mind

HAHAHA in your face

SHAME





FATIMA





I





FOUND





SOMETHING





GUESS





WHAT





IT





IS





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ANY





TIME





NOW





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TADA

I FOUND YOUR PICTURE FATIMA XD

Things ii Hate

1. Having to repeat myself

??- having to wot ??

me- repeat... ahh FUCK YOU


2. Strangers who walk up to you and ask for your number, this actually happened to me i was BARE scared. Walthamstow market has alot of pervs man !!!


3. Annoying people, Shannon Shelby Lily Juliana Georgina...The list goes on


4. People telling me not to do something then they go and do it anyway


5. Adverts, unless its a twilight related advert.


6. people who say they are watching Tv then fall asleep, cant change the channel cause they've either hiddeden the control or are sleepin on it.


7. people hu sing songs, that are new, like they know them when they dont


8. OLD PEOPLE and thanks to FATIMA and CHANDLER DOGs


9. running out of cred.


10. people hu dnt answer ur questions


11. bright-light and sun light


12. it aint a hate but an annoyance. PEOPLE WHO DONT CMNT BLOGS yhh im talking about YOU

Why Me Why always ME ??

HERES A REASON TO HATE ALL TEACHERS ESPICALLY SCIENCE TEACHERS ESPICALLY MR.FUCKING FREMPONG

Do you think its fare that studenst, me and ex-best friend Caitlin, should get yelled at because we were doing the right thing ?? I FUCKING FLIPING DONT

So we were using a buncen burner -(how ever you spell it)- and me n caitlin werent sure if it was lit caz da blue light is hardly visable in the lighting. so me n caitlin boh pick up a splint, not knowing wot the pther person was doin, and went to light the burner. But silly me picks up a splint thats quite short so i use a pare of tongs to hold the splint THEN BLOODY FUCKING MF FUCKING FREMPONG COMES ALONG AND IS LIKE, WOT DO U FINK UR DOIN ?? I SAID LIGHTIN DA BUNSEN BURNER STUPID HIM ASKS WHYY ?? WHY WHY DO U BLOODY FINK Y ?? caz we aint sure if its lit WAS WOT I SAID then he rambles on bout how IM MESSIN AROUND. HOW DA FUCK AM I MESSING AROUND ?? JUST GO FUCK YOUR SELF FUCKING MR. FUCKING FREMPONG FANNY FACE.

HE'S PISSED ME OFF2MANY TIMES IN 1DAY 1DAY IN 1LESSON HE RUINED MA HOLE DAY ALOW IT BEIN DA 1ST LESSON FUCK HIM.
FUCK YOU MR FUCKING FREMPNG PUSY FACE GO FUCK UR SELF.

mine n caitlins secret plan is 2 punch him in da face he last day of yr11 then burn his so called MUSTASH.


FUCK TWAT

Ohh No

Do You Remember At The Begining Of The Month ii Said ii Was Going To Write At Least 31Blogs Like 1Blog A Day But ii Noticed ii'm Behind By A Few Days.

- I NEED HELP ON WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT
- PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT
- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN IDEA

i onestly dnt no wot else 2 rite XD

I Retire*

*is that how you even spell it ?? i dunno

anyway id like to confirm my retirement from the current competition between me, Fatima and Jazzmin, yess i know i put 2 zz AND WHAT ?? due to the fact that well i just cant be bovered to write new ones and well yhh im 2 busy watching old eps. and bloopers of Friends. haha they're soooo funny.
but just because blogs take up too much of my time.'*'

??:what time your time less
ME:okk who the hell are you and why do you know so much about me ??
??:hahahaha you'll never know XD

~random word fr all eternity~ YANKING ~No one else use my word, OR ELSE.

??: or else what ??
ME: OMC where do you come from ??
??: your imagination
ME: ohh dat makes sence

'*' which s weird caz this would be my 2nd blog of the day ~~
U

JUST KEEP SMILING- IF YOU SMILE WEIRD ENOUGH THEY MIGHT LOOK AWAY XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RPATZZZZ and the other girl

HAPPYBIRTHDAY RPATZZZZ, MY TUESDAY TO SUNDAY HUSBAND !!!, AND THE OTHER PERSON WHATS HER NAME AGAIN OOHH YHH BRANDY DID I EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT. AAHH WELL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO RPATZZZZ
I HOPE YOU LIKE CATZZZZ
YOU ARE AN ENGLISH ACTOR
AND YOU HAVE THE V* FACTOR

V=VAMPIRE

I DONTKNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN
HE'S ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, BOOHOO, I THOUGHT VAMPIRES DIDNT AGE

??:MAYBE THIS 1 DOES
ME:WHO SAID THAT ??
??:YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Good news/Bad news

surprise visits

NO you cant surprse visit me caz u dnt no were i mite move 2

will ur parente trust you on ur own in altham abbey

and i will gladly invinte you to ma house wen eva !!!

as long as i d have 2tidy up b4

Good news/Bad news ??...

you decide

okk so as you may know i mite b moving house.
we just have to wait until tomorrow to see if we have a deal with the person we buying the house off of.
do you think me moving all the way to waltham Abbey is a good thing ??
i wont me moving skl whih is a good thing
but i'll be living out of london which is a bad thing
haha which means no more surprise visits.

due to my maybe moving house i wont b on blogger 4some time :'( i know
=/ EJ is sad

antonia is happy she'll now for once have the 2nd biggest room !!! YAY me XD

so 2moro is D-Day
fingers crossed

A Wonderful Day At Ariska's...

With Antonia Fatima and Jazmin

WOT A WEIRD DAY

1st i go dancing just to roll around on the floor for 1hour like a HARD BOILED EGG.
2nd when i get home i call Jazmin like 5times. she never picked up
3rd i had a REALLY HOT bath
4th finally IT picks up
then after half-an-hour i leave home and sit DOWNSTAIRES which is a 1st
arrived at ariskas houseand just DRIFTED in. LMAO no 1 noticed me XD
we FILM a little bit and i mean A LITTLE BIT then we went indoors and chilled playing guitar, prank calls (the best) and drank loads of FIZZY sang like 1song. almost got fatima grounded

THEN...
on the way to the bus we were tlkin just to shorten it caz i hav the memory of a spanner
AnToniiA-...YANKING...
sum lady at the crossing was looking at me weirdly.
then when we got on the bus i stole jazmins shoe, made her chase after me blah, blah, BLAH then she practically JUMPED on me to try and take my shoe, I WONDER WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT THOUGHT !?!?! then she said id have to pay WOT DOES DAT EVEN MEAN !!! u bullie i spelt it rong and wot ??

anyway... i dunno wot else 2say other than i fel like im high in fizzy

haha A(squared)JF= but what does it equal ??

Its Over

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*cough* *cough*oooooooooooooooooooo

MO MORE TESTS YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

So to end the day I'd like to make this blog about

The worst Chat-up Lines ever; not heard by me

1. nice legs. when do they open.

2. remember my name you'll be screaming it later

3. did it hurt when you fell from heaven

4. can i buy you a drink or do you just want the cash

5. how do you like our eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized

6. so want to come back to my place for pizza nd sex no dont like pizza

My Revision Technique*

*is that even how you spell it i dunno

Okkkkkkkkkkkkk soooooooo youuuuuuuuuu want the best way to always gt top marks ??

DONT REVISE !!!

Haha im serious i'm not lieing it works for me, although alot of stupid thing work for me that don't work for others, but yhh it works all the time.

Well thisblog is short n point less.

Exams Mistakes

Okk so here are a few things that annoy me about exams;

1. We're not aloud to talk in ART exams. WTF how can you cheat in a bloody ART exam gosh.
2. WE're still not laoud to talk, even thought the test has ended. Wot i thought the instruction was to NO TALK DURING THE EXAM. Man what I'd give to be able to talk in a an exam.
3. The fact that we have to do exams. They're nesessary but WOT A WASTE OF PAPER. I mean think of all the trees we'll save from not having tests.
4. Okk so there isn't actually a number 4 but you get what I mean.

CANCEL EXAMS !!!
SAVE TREES

LMAO

This is some random joke;

Take you time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from top to bottom and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

Competition Update

WOOHOO i won, even though i had an advantage, but who cares WOOHOO. no to rub it in and gloat but YAHOOOOOOOO i won.





i'd like to thank well ME and jazmin, i mean even though she was my competition it was her own fault she lost, she was the 1 who decided to have the competition i the 1st place.


Haha !!!
Also i've done like 9blogs in 2days. SWEET

Did You Know...

...
1. The term "infant" derives from the Latin word infans, meaning "unable to speak." "Infant" is also a legal term referring to any child under the age of legal adulthood.
2. I love music.
3. Hardly any 1 tlks 2 me on msn now :'(
4. The phrase 'can I ask you a question' is actually a question in its self.
5. I suck at drawing.
6. Paramore is my fave band eva.
7. I'm a ParaWhore.
8. I hate it when people 'Whats your fave...?'
9. I also hate it when people ask 'Who do you like best/more...?'
10. Music is my life.
11. TWILIGHT is the best movie ever.
12. It's also the only movie I've seen this year.
13. I dobut I'll win this comp. as I have to go.
14. I'm addicted to orange juice.
15. My name means water in Turkish.
16. I knew my mobile no. off by heart on the day I got it.
...??

I've ran out of things, yhh=/
17. =/ is my new best friend.
18. I dn't no wot else to write now.
19. MOTD is on now

A COMPETITION !?!?!

My friend, Jazmin, wan't us to do a competition 2 see who can do the most blogs in one day.
I dnt no why bt she says 'it's fun and it motivates us' i dunno but THAT is nt my definition of fun.
Fun would be watching TWILIGHT again. But ant ways caz I IZ BORED INIT i'm joining in.t
Im just bored, so I might just look up something to blog about yhh !!! =/
=/ EJ is back. The three, Edward, Emmet & Jasper, of them are sooo cute XD.


Hw rude. I've just noticed that;
1. We go to school for 6 hours and the teachers expect us to spend a minimum of time on homework. It's like school work at home. Thats rubbish.
2. My mum has the weirdest sence of humor, she thinks TBBT is rubbish and the same as Friends. WTF does she need slapping. They are just 2 of the best things on Tv.

Im gonna google some random stuff now so

SMELL-YA-L8R

COA... cont.

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!
this continuation might not be part of my final draf










Simon jumped up and down nerviously as he waited for the door to be opened. "hurry up, hurry up" Simon mumbled impatiently. He knocked on the door two more times, on the third Edward opened the door, "Opps sorry" Simon said as he accidently hit Edward in the face.
"What do you want Simon?" Edward said quite annoyed.
"I think I've found out what my power is"
"Cool, what is it?" asked Edward, not that he needed to ask as Simon shape-shifted into Edward, "Wow"
"I know"
"How did you find out?"
"Well I was on the phone with Maria and..."
"Maria?" asked Edward in confusion.
"My girlfriend, well actually ex-girlfriend"
"Oh ok"
"Yeah, so anyway she was yelling at me saying it was my fault that we broke up and well i kinda just changed into her."
"What do you mean changed into her"
"I shape-shifted into her"
"Freaky"
"Yeah I know and i didn't change back until I was calm. So I guess that I can only change when I'm angry"
"Yeah maybe"
"What is it?"
"Nothing" Edward said, "It's just that well we all know what Valentine is up to and we all want him gone. I just have a way of getting rid of him for good. Using you."



Those famous words you hae the most...

TO BE CONTINUED...

NewYearsResalation

Wots the point of making a NYR when they're broken in like 1 day ?? So I'm going to make a NMR, NewMonthsResalation, to post 31blogs this month, kinda like 1 a day so if i blog anything mad or crazy you'll know.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE there's a surprise in my next blog,
do you know what it is ?? Do you cause I don't know.
XD =/

Nooooo

Noooo it's happened again. I can't watch TWILIGHT !!! my mum made me go shopping with her, at least i got to listen to some of the songs froam the movie. That was better than nothing right ?? RIGHT !?!?! WAaaaaaa maybe I'll get to watch it tomorrow. But mum is making me go shopping again NOOOOOOOOO !!!

Random thought; I want a tattoo maybe a TWILIGHT related one.

4 BLOGS 1 DAY WOT A RECORD. BTW THIS IS ANOTHER SHORT BLOG
HEHE
=/ =/ <--- little EJ, Edward/Emmet Jasper, LMAO =/

OMC, Ohh My Cullen.

3 in 1 day im on a ROLE

My little friend =/ is going to be called either Emmet, Jasper of EDWARD.
Blood sucking little vampires. SOO cool

Twilight sooo cool !!!
Me and Rosalie have the same middle name, Lillian, haha

Edward Anthony Cullen
Jasper Whitlock Hale
Emmet McCarty Cullen
Carlisle *does he even hava a middle name ??* Cullen (he's from London)
Bella Marie Swan
Rosalie Lilian Hale
Mary Alice Cullen
Esme Anne Cullen
Renesmee Carlie Cullen

Hmmm

Okk so this blog is like my second in one day and im quite bored righ now. So bored that i spilt fruit juie on my dads laptop, do you think he'll notice ?? I hope not.
I have a cold aswel and am afraid to sneeze 'cause the people in my class will think I have swine flu, SWINE FLU !!! Haha Ferb just spoke again, haha Phineas and Ferb, I wanna dance to Miley Cryus hoedown Throwdown, i dunno why i just like the dance.
Apparently Laura Reader has Swine Flu, so that gives us more of a reason to stay frm her. Haha.
Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap.
Cool Eastenders is on.

Dog.
Cat.
Horse.
CHICKEN !!!
My mum is dancing to i like the way you move. Funny I was just listening to that song.

Pig.
Cow.
Frog.
RABBIT !!!
My mum is dragging me to Morrisons, Noooooooooooooooooooo

Bella Italia TWILIGHT HeHe !!!

Breakfast at noon, dinner at pm perfect day yummy fooooood

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sooo... it's the 1st of May and this is my 1st blog of the month. So I'll like to celebrate with a party.
It ill start with 1hour of watching friends followed by me listening to random music than I'll go and make my dinner stay up late and hopefully stay up to watch TWILIGHT !!! again. Hehe.
=/ <-- This guy here is my new buddy, but he doesn't have a name yet. Can you please help me with names from him.
Haha friends is on now, The One with the Ball, haha 4mins into it and I'm already in stiches.
I kinda don't no what else to say so.
=P
=/
XD
:D
=)