Its Christmas

well not here it isnt any way
ITS NOT THAT EASY SILLY BILLY

he'll fuck you whilst youre fucking her too
he said IF I WERE RICHER I WOOD PAY YA!

enough of that 'enders is on in 7mins!

ahh ot seems sad to part
i dont know when ill c u again!
well not c per-say
but write - type i dunno
im confused myself u no

ooo 4 mins till enders nt xmas
EASTENDERS!!!!!!
WOOP

byeee all
*waves goodbye*

but seriously its not christmas yet

Christmas Pressies

which is ironic since this blog has nothing to do with Christmas pressies (really)

help a girl out!!!!
so theres this guy lets not name names hes a GREAT friend of mine
how do i tell him ?

its such a dilema wen sum one asks u out n u turn em dwn
but l8r in the future u feel lyk u made the wrong decision
you do actually lyk them and want to be with them
but dont know hw to tell 'em
what is one to do?
HELP

OMg

I'M NOT A MONSTER JUST BECAUSE I BLEED FROM MY VAGINA FOR 3 DAYS AND NOT DIE!!!

to much information?
well i had to distract you from the snow some how!

hehe i have no real reason to blog anything
im on a high
everywhere i go someone or something is talking about snow
PLUS CITY LOST 2-1 TO EVERTON!!
thanks to them were top for christmas with 2less games played then most!

FARTS BOOBIES BUTTCRACKS!

IVE RE-FALLEN IN LOVE WITH KIDS IN GLASS HOUSES!

ITS TRUE JOSH AND ZACK FARRO HAVE LEFT PARAMORE IM SO FREEEEEEAKING SAD RIGHT NOW I DONT KNOW WHY IM SO HIGH BUT SAD!!!

IM ALSO cold which isnt a real good thing!

gOOd bYe aNd eNJOy wHAteVEr rANDOMNESs yOu hAVe tO pUt uP wITh iN tHe fUTURe!!

Happy Thoughts

YOURE PROBABLY FED UP OF ME COMPLAINING!
but i dont give a damn

HOWEVER this blog isnt about me complaining, so you can put the gun, knife, scissors, cyanide and that rope and sit down at your computer and read my blog!

this blog was brought to you by the TeenAged Book Nerd. Titled Happy Thoughts

so if you got out of bed at 12 (like me) youd have notice that it was SNOWING!!
LOADS!
yay!
I love the snow even if i never go outside and play in it.
BUT the chelsea match got postponed :(
OI mister sit down and give me back that horse tranqulizer and sit your as down
this snog would be gr8 if we had school next week BUT WE DONT woooooooooo
yay!

EnJOY ThE SnOW!

Time Savers

its 4.46 im still at school and my mum wants me to go to a christmas play at church frm 7 till 8 which means another late night!!

FUN!!!!

i leave home at 7.45

AND DONT LEAVE SCHOOL UNTIL 6 SOME DAYS

to make matters worse ive still got to go shopping and wont get home until

8

MORE THAT 12HOURS!!!!

help me guys!!

Singing Badly

shut up jaz

i dont really have a reason to blog or anything in particular to blog about except

THE X-FACTOR
CHEY LLOYD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

im so excited shes gone
-she cant sing
-she can hardly open her eyes because she wears three pairs of eyelashes AT THE SAME TIME
-she cant cry because she has no tear ducts!!

now only good people are left in the competition

MATT
ONE DIRECTION
REBECCA

ITS IRONIC THAT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG MENTIONS SINGING
BECAUSE WHEN I WROTE THE TITLE I SERIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA THAT ID END UP TALKING ABOUT THE X-FACTOR

TWEET PEEK

SIDE NOTE-
WE ONLY have 5days left of school until xmas hols!! =)

December Rain (AGAIN)

WE-Hell Well

im still at school no surprises there

sorry if me complaning about school is boring you but i really find it hard to give a fuck when im still in another persons school doing work and NOT getting paied.

be warned every line has text on it

every single one

boobies

except that one *or did it

hmmmmm only one way to find out FIGHT!!

the tears that stain my cheek

makes me look weak

and i wear them proudly

i wear them proud

MIDDLE MONKEY!!

rubber ducky

dont worry im venting my home sickness in this random blog

ITS A BLOGGY WOGGY

=/ <----- PaTO!

_______@

11 11 <--tis a dog of sum sort!!

DONT

JUDGE

ME

IVE NOTICED THAT MY BLOGS SEEM TO BE ABOUT RANDOM STUFF! DO YOU REALLY CARE? DO U WANT TO HELP ME? really THANK YOU YOU CAN HELP BY GIVING ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!

Santa!

SANTA!

SANTA!

SANTA!

SANTA!

SANTA!

SANTA!

PLESE MAKE MY MUMMY STOP SPENDING SO MUCH TYM IN SKL ON WEEK DAYS WEN I WANT TO GO HOME AND CHILL

!!!!!!!!

=/

December Rain*

*or snow what ever!

Well its 5,13pm and im still at my mums school!!

i wanna go home and NOT revise (sorry JAZ)

=/ WHO CARES!

ILL just keep typing letters hoping they make sence in different colours!

if you love me let me go back to that BAR IN TOKYO!

Haha! i started the line frm here

im slowly going insane

please mummy can we go home now =/

i wanna fucking go home!!!

boooooo you!

I'M STANDING ON THE EDGE OF INSANITY

please dont push me over!

oh BTw its SNOWING!

well not anymore but it should!!

i should snow some more so i dont go to school tomorrow!

Boogies!

their talking about MEN aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no my fave topic ^^

hehe!

im gonna go and be mad somewhere else!

Um,... so yeah!

HELLO AGAIN MY PEOPLE!

HOW ARE YOU!
like you care

I have a joke for you...people
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

haha funny right!
I NO!

Thats what i hate about you!

Fuck its soooo daym cold!

so to make myself feel better ill give u a list of things that currently PISS me off

1. mock exam stress seriously CALM THE FUCK DOWN teachers they're only mocks! if youre nice to us we might draw u a nice picture =]
2. cold its shit cold outside and in my bloody finger are frozen and my bed is cold. i need to higher someone who sleeps in my bed when im not there so its already warm when im ready to sleep.
3. radio stations that say its a good thing to play xmas songs in NOVEMBER! seriously from the 24th 1 particular radio station keeps playing xmas songs like its no biggie (also another thing that pisses me off is people counting down the number of days until xmas! ok i get it WHO SHIVES A GIT!?)
4. twitching eyes my eye has been twitching like a bitch for the past 3days and its so daym ANNOYING!
5. lateness every fucking day we've gotten home late and i havent had time to go on the computer or play with my WII boo shopping and my mums new best friend
6. nicki 'skett' minaj seriously who is the woman! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! STFU you ruined a perfectaly good song (video killed the radio star- listen it soo GOOD) and friggin cheryl is ther WTF
7. cheryl cole that bitch needs to die i hate her guts with so much passion its almost love
8. old lady cole a.k.a. cher lloyd how the FUCK is this unstable piece of shit still in the competition!? is she voting for herself "caz she got free credz init!" and she wears 3pairs or eyelashes AT ONCE!
9. katie 'weasel' waisel another unstable shit with her daym hair and her false eyelashes
10. the other 3 X-factor judges simon dannii and louis i hate em all. louis for voting out FYD (did he i dnt memba) dannii caz shes stoopid (how can she put nicolo through over paije?) simon caz he keeps katie in da comp. wen every1 hates her dayn guts! ( shes only there for the viewing figures to stay up shes entertaining BLAH BLAH BLAH! if thats the case then y didnt Jedward win!?)
11. the audience that voted aiden, storm lee and FYD YOU ASSHOLES WHO VOTED OUT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE GOOD AND LEAVING THE BAD PEOPLE LEFT (MINUS A FEW) GRRR YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I DNT EVEN WANNA WATCH IT NEXT YEAR

Funny Parents

aint it weird how parents tell us to not

back chat when ever we prove them

wrong ther think they know it all but

they dont and it sucks they are so

stupid sometimes- kinda like teachers

they make me laff with their stupidity

maybe we should make a amchine

that makes the adults see things

through our eyes, then they'll know

to stop acting so stupid all the daym time

boo you whore =]

TeACHERS!

Teachers are a waste of time and are only there to make our shit lives worse then they are already!

i cant begin to explain hw pissed off with her i am
so i have an ICT teacher called well lets say FUCKTARD
now fucktard knows that i cant complete my coursework by the due date because of the shite website not working! but she still aint accepting my work. is it my fault that she wants it in colour and the printer stopped working half way thought the lesson...?fuck no!!!!!!!!

that fuckign bitch i want to throw sharp stuff at her face and watch her bleed :@

You muppet

You still love right?

you all still remmeber me right?
i know i havent done this in a LONG time
you see ive had homework and other internet related stuff to do
so i kinda forgot about you
im sorry

hopefully you can find it in your heart to love me again as i will
try and write more blogs i just need do-able ideas.



so... you got any?

dear fat homeless guy

THAT GOES TO THE RETARD THAT CREATED APPLE MACS AND ALL THINGS i.
SO FOR THE PAST MONTH IVE BEENTRYIN 2 SYNC MY IPOD BUT ITUNES HAS OTER IDEAS LIKE NOT SYNCING AND TELLING ME THAT AN ERROR, A BLOODY UNKNOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED. HOW DA FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX IT?
WHY CANT IT BE SIMPLE CLICK AND DRAG LIKE WINDOW LOVELY LOVELY WINDOWS INSTEAD OF FUCKY FUCKY ITUNES N ITS SYNCIN I MEAN WYF! WOT IS THAT TRYIN 2 MAKE UR SELVES SOO BLOOOOOOODY SPECIAL

fuck em
im to angry 2write anymore

Oh Its SO! Not Cold

ITS FREEZING!
IM IN HTE HOUSE WEARING A HAT AND A SCARF AND IM STILL FREEZING
WHO WANTS SKL 2MORO? NO HANDS GOOD
WHAT IS THE POINT OF SKL 2MOZ? WELL ALL B2BUSY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COLD TO LEARN ANYTHING
AND EVEN IF THE SCHOOL IS OPEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THERE IF THE ROADS ARE SLIPPERY AND ICY? U C THERE SUPPOSED TO B A SKL BUT THEY DNT THINK THINGS THROUGH PROPERLY

IF I WERE A PSYCHIC ID SAY THAT IT WONT STOP SNOWING
WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE I DNT HAVE TO LEARN I CAN STAY AT HOME CHILLING AND READING VAMPIRE DIARIES

SO FAR IM ON STEFANS SIDE DAMON IS JUST EVIL TELLING POOR ELENA THAT HE KILLED STEFAN!
STUPID ME HAS ALREDY READ THE LAST LINE OF THE BOOK AND BY THE LAST LINE I MEAN THE VERY LAST LINE '...INTO THE CLEARING IN THE WOOD'
NEED I SAW ANY MORE. I THINK NOT!

SOUP! SOUP FOR DINNER NO FAIR

random time

JOKEjokeJOKEjoke

why is the washing machine a bully
because it takes the piss out of the pants

funny i know right =]

DID YOU KNOW THAT IS IT CURRENTLY 22.54 I KNOW BCAZ I WAITED FOR THE TIME TO CHANGE! i have no life my life it spent sitting on a chair at the computer all day
=]

if u want me to blog more plzzzzzzz leve me a cmnt tellin me wot to blog or ask me a question ill b glad to answer them(well only the ones i like bcaz i am a COWARD)

blahhhh
wot eva
c ya soon
BEE-ATCH

Remember Me

for the past few months u might have notived that i havent been bogging
well thanks to jazmin im being made to blog again
i really dnt no wot to say
yhhh...
how was your xmas/new year!?
mine sucked
i was sick and my most loved family members the rock haters were there
WOT SANE PERSON TLKS THROUGH TWILIGHT UNLESS THEIT QUOTING

i cant wait until june woop ECLIPSE!
is reading this just as awkward as it is for me to type it. i think it is ><

well ive run out of things to type and what not ive got typers block

soo cool

i think not